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       A copy of my Vaccination card - January 6th 1991

The Cocktail

INGREDIENTS:

Pyridostigmine Bromide pills

(See page on NAPS for correct dosage)

2 doses of Anthrax 0.5ml (Injection form)

1 x dose of Pertussis 0.5ml (Injection form)

2 doses of Cholera (Injection form)

Combine with


Stress, lack of sleep, Pesticides and anything else you might find in the desert

Stir vigorously ensuring it breaks through the Blood-Brain Barrier

And there you have it, the perfect cocktail which guarantees to give you a hangover that lasts for the rest of your life, unless you die, then the pain goes away.


ANTHRAX

It is a silent, invisible killer with more than 100 million lethal doses available in just one gram of anthrax material. That makes anthrax 100,000 times more deadly than the deadliest chemical warfare agent. The equivalent of a 5-pound bag of flour is enough to wipe out the population of a medium-sized city.

 It makes perfect sense to inject it into your body!


PERTUSSIS

After about 1 to 2 weeks, the dry, irritating cough evolves into coughing spells. During a coughing spell, which can last for more than a minute, you may turn red or purple. At the end of a spell, you may make a characteristic whooping sound when breathing in, vomiting may occur. This is a must for the cocktail!


CHOLERA

Cholera is an acute, diarrhoeal illness caused by infection of the intestine with the bacterium Vibrio cholerae. The infection is often mild or without symptoms, but sometimes it can be severe. Approximately one in 20 infected persons has severe disease characterized by profuse watery diarrhoea, vomiting, and leg cramps. In these persons, rapid loss of body fluids leads to dehydration and shock. Without treatment, death can occur within hours. Without this, it just wouldn’t be a cocktail!


As you can see by mixing all the above together, ensuring it has never been tested as a concoction it could have some pretty dire side effects, however as not to alarm anyone the Government will call it Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and let the Psychiatrists deal with it,


SOME SYMPTOMS OF THE HANGOVER!


Muscle pain, Headaches

Neurologic signs or symptoms (nervous system disorders which could manifest themselves in numbness in one's arm, for instance)

Neuropsychological signs or symptoms (including memory loss)

Signs or symptoms involving upper or lower respiratory system

Sleep disturbances

Gastrointestinal signs or symptoms (including recurrent diarrhoea and constipation)

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